important lesson here: R2-D2 turned into an ugly trashcan cause he never used meth. not even once.
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yeah sarah keep your shit comments to yourself
I’m LMAOing at your life.
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sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
MY OVARIES. THEY HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY THIS MAGNIFICENT BEAUTY.
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me in the chair
why am i laughing so hard
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for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
best use of a highschool muscial screen cap so far
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mary had a little lamb
little lamb
little lamb
mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was swag as fuck
wow didn’t see that coming
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you know how you say cutie patootie
what even is a patootie
oh
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I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
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my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room
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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
I think we need to formally establish this as rule one of the hockey fandom
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