nothing safe is worth the drive...

love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.
The first television appearance of Gru from Despicable Me! (x)
“I’m going to destroy your chair!”

(Source: feyminism, via heartfullofhayes)

bruken:

I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

(via mrs-loki-hiddleston)

cumberbulge:

my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

(Source: kinkston, via mrs-loki-hiddleston)